Witch (Did you get this one already?)
Witch: all the goddamn injustice and esp the fact that people get so callous towards each other when the system tells them to.
Succubus: probably my phone.
Vampire: I like to think of the worst so the thought of spending eternity with arthritis, parkinson’s disease and other “old people” diseases while being poor doesn’t really attract me.
Nymph and mermaid
Nymph: I actually am pretty boring haha
Mermaid: That depends on the kind of love like sisterly love vs romantic love but for romantic love quite a lot.
faerie shapeshifter genie!
Faerie: uhm I guess a diff one from the last and not involving money would be kill some politicians lmao
Shapeshifter: I wish I was more attractive to job recruiters
Genie: I wish for my brother’s success while keeping him the same sweet person he is.
Faerie: I think I would pass a gay marriage and non descrimination laws in my countries as well as a couple other laws that promote the welfare of single mothers, take away all the money of former dictators and completley revise our economic system
Genie: I wish me and my gf would be able to make a baby.
siren and vampire
Siren: I would make Bill Gates give me all his money
Vampire: eh not really I keep thinking abt the worst way this could end up and what if I am poor and wrijkly for all of eternity you know?
Check out the awesomely long tails on these roosters! These regal specimens are Onagadori or “Long-tailed” chickens. They’re a breed of chicken from the Kōchi Prefecture of Japan who evolved from common domestic chickens who mated with Green Junglefowl. Also known as the ‘most honorable fowl’ in Japan, they’ve been carefully bred over the centuries to achieve their spectacular tails, which grow to lengths of 12 to 27 feet. It takes these chickens at least three years to molt. Onagadori breeders take tremendous pride in their chickens and provide special hutches with perches well above the ground, which helps keep their tails clean and in good condition.
If Rapunzel had been a chicken, she probably would’ve looked a lot like one of these awesome birds. These extraordinarily fancy fowl have Special Natural Monument status in Japan, which means they’re considered to be living monuments of Japanese culture and, as a protected breed, it’s illegal to take their eggs out of the country.
Roosters can totally pull that look off. You try that with a beagle, it’s all tears and baying.